Then I started to think about my "Kanye West is A (Insert Bad Word Here)" post. Don't worry, I still think he is a (Insert Bad Word Here). But I don't think I justfied the situation. In fact, I think I was too nice, and at one point, stooped down to his level with all of the cursing and whatnot.
I am going to fix this. Today, I am going to be writing "Kanye West is A Very Mean Man."
To do this, I will give a list of valid reasons.
Reason Number 1: The basics. Interrupting Taylor Swift. Why? Just why? Why is it so hard for Kanye to hold his tongue? Right now, I am imagining what Kanye's life would be like if he never pulled that move. People might even like him. He could even have T-Swift fans at his concert.
Reason Number 2: Naming his child "North West." What is she, an airplane? You don't have to give that poor child a name like that. Hell, I have no idea if that baby is a boy or a girl, and with a name like that, (s)he is going to suffer the consequences of Kim and Kanye's emotional relationship. Kanye, believe it or not, there are other names out there that can be both unisex and flattering. Geesh. Get with the program.
Reason Number 4: He thinks that his success and "fame" means that he lives a dangerous life. So dangerous, that he does not understand why those in the military feel that their job is more dangerous than his rap career.
Reason Number 5: Most obviously, he has an attitude problem. I guarantee that if he ever turned to a religion and found peace and turned over a new life and blah, blah, blah, I would not believe him. He is a born liar with some serious tude.
Reason Number 6: He thinks his music is greater than it actually is. I think he is only famous for the songs he is featured in.
- The Bounce by JayZ
- Ni**as in Paris by JayZ
- Swagga Like us By T.I.
- American Boy by Estelle
- Forever by Drake
- Run This Town by JayZ
- Knock You Down by Keri Hilson
- E.T. by Katy Perry
Ok. Maybe he does have a few songs that are decent, but I do not think any of them are as good as the ones he is featured in.
Reason Number 7: He has no soul. He's probably the anti-christ. The picture below speaks for itself.
In conclusion, I think I did a rather decent job at explaining why Kanye West is perhaps, not the best role model for children and should just go hide under a rock with Crazy Kim.
