In tonights edition of my blogging, I have decided to spend some quality time venting out my frustrations with apple juice, cheese, and deodorant.
Apple Juice:
I love apple juice! I tend to only purchase my apple juice from Apple Hill in Placerville during their open season, however, there are those days when I have a craving that must be satisfied. The other day, here I am at work, enjoying some coffee and thinking about deodorant (which will be explained later), when a coworker of mine says, "Hey Maditude! Here is something for your blog!"
I stop mid-thought and read the label on the apple juice container he has just handed me. Go ahead and read the bottle for yourself.
How in the heck can this be 100% pure apple juice when it had added ingredients! LIES!!!
Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your whole family!
How is it possible that this apple juice thinks it can get away with being 100% fresh, when clearly it isn't? Suddenly, I began to crave apple juice, but of course, I can no longer trust the grocery store on this one for some authentic apple juice!
Cheese:
Ok, so the cheese one is along similar lines with the apple juice. I had absolutely no idea that some cheeses were so ridiculously processed that some companies cannot even label their cheese as legit cheese! Take a look for yourself!
Pasteurized cheese product. They should just not even bother putting the word cheese all up in there. Instead, I think they should either stop attempting to make cheese, because it is clearly not working for them, or maybe just call them what they are. Yellow American Slices....or some variation of that.
Either way, these two companies are literally lying about what they are selling. They are changing the words around to make it seem like they are something they are not. Sounds like an ex-boyfriend to me...
Deodorant:
Ahhhhh, we have finally arrived at the deodorant part of my daydreaming. This doesn't really have anything to do with lies or false statements, but it does have to do with feminine hygiene.
When I am walking down the isle, I'm looking for a nice, simple, clean and fresh scented deodorant. So why is it that every time I go looking for this, I have to walk past all these crazy sweet smelling scents like brazillian cherry or teen spirit strawberry.
Then you have to pass the vegetable and etcetera scents, like calming cucumber and waterlilly green tea ginger. If I didn't plan on smelling like a fruit, why in God's name would I choose to smell like a vegetable!?! Why the hell would I want to smell like a cucumber!?
Once I put on my deodorant, the next thing I do is choose a perfume. I don't need my deodorant to do that for me.
