Thursday, February 5, 2015

Soul-less Folk

           On the first day of my senior year at Dominican University of California, I witnessed some of the worst driving-while-in-traffic. People were incredibly impatient and abused the road to their advantage. Since this day, I have taken it upon myself to photograph these local assholes and put them in blast. To all the satan-worshipers out there who abuse the system, have no fear. Your time will come. There will be a day when you ignore the law and the highway patrol dude pops out of the bushes with a ticket in hand and your name one it. Karma will catch up to you. I only hope that I am there to witness it. I want to see you suffer the way you have made me suffer every day I was stuck in traffic. I am convinced I look as if I have aged 15 years and it's all thanks to you. I have a feeling that drivers like you are also the people who get in an express lane at the grocery store which clearly says "10 ITEMS OR LESS," but because you are "more important" thank the rest of us humble folk, you are able to waltz over with 20 ITEMS and a damn coupon for each one!

          Some of these photos might not have captured the soulless drivers in the midst of their crime. You can still trust me. They're ruining lives each time their foot hits the gas pedal.
Don't you ever feel your blood begin to boil as you think to yourself, "The only reason you're alive on this planet is because, as a sperm, you probably cheated your way to the front of that line too." This is cold, dark world filled with "that sperm" all over Highway 37.

So go ahead and check out the pictures below. Take a nice, long look at the evil that exists on the road.