1. Candy: Can I get a Hell Yeah! Candy is so delicious. You got your sweet stuff, like jelly beans, gummy lifesavers (my personal favorite) , and skittles, and don't even get me started on chocolate. I. Love. Chocolate. Chocolate-covered almonds, Hershey's Kiss, Almond Joy (mmm coconut), Mars Bars, and the list goes on and on.
2. Rich People Houses: They always give you king-sized candy bars! They love us! They really do! This is one of the few things that absolutely NO rich person will ever consider skimping out on.
3. Costumes: I am not talking about those slutty ones like, "Oh, here I am as a sexy clown." I'm sorry, but clowns disgust me. They are horrifying to look at and think they are funny the entire time. Examples of clowns that are NOT sexy:
I know that Chuckie is not actually a clown, but he scares me enough to think of him as one.
I rest my case.
In no ways is the picture below considered "Sexy." There is a reason it is on sale.
OK. Costumes I love are themed. They aren't the ones that draw attention to people simply because of how short the slit in the skirt is (although I am being hypercritical and dressing as a Sexy Devil this Halloween) or how low the shirt goes on the woman.
(Insert Mean Girls costume here) Oh look, a picture to go with my parentheses.
I'm talking about the adorable "now that's love" or "crazy clever" costumes that people do not see a lot of anymore. I am talking about costumes like the ones below.
4. The People: Finally, we come to my favorite part of Halloween. This is everyone's opportunity to be as outrageous as they want and get away with it with little to no judgment. Don't be lame and put on one of those stupid shirts that say "This is my costume" or an orange shirt and call yourself a pumpkin.
GO HARD OR GO HOME. No body wants a party pooper on one of the biggest party nights of the year.
(Also, if I had to pick a 5th reason I enjoy Halloween, I guess it would be that it's my big brother's birthday)
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