Things I think about when in class:
1. Why is it called a kidney if it isn't in your knee?
2. Why is it that your feet run and your nose smells?
3. Why does fruit have to have seeds all the time?
4. If I fall asleep in class, will I be marked absent? Because technically speaking, I am here.
5. How many people are born with more than 10 fingers and toes?
6. Who ever thought to invent spray cheese in a can?
7. Is it hard to grow your own coffee beans?
8. Where will I be in 50 years?
9. If I wore Christmas clothes all year round, would anyone notice?
10. How do other people go about deciding what they will wear for the day? I'm talking about those people who wear exotic items, excessive layering, and random shit that either does not match at all, or for some odd reason, the non-matching shit still seems to work well for them.
11. Are psychics real or are they just pulling my leg?
12. How many people actually read my blog?
13. Can he tell I am staring at his lips all the time?
14. Can anyone else tell I am staring at his lips all the time?
15. Does anyone know who "he" is? (If you do, you better not bust open that door)
16. Do other people speak in lyrics when they are bored?
17. On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird do people think I am?
18. How do people function on drugs?
19. What is my purpose in life?
20. Why can people be such little bitches?
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