A man at work broke tongs from the spinach at the salad bar then said to me:
"Hey baby, I guess that spinach has been working out for me. *winks*"
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A man told me I had pretty earrings, then concluded with the following:
“Hey baby, you got any nuts? (Proceeds to wink and whistle at me)”
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A man wanted to tell me he took the remaining apples from the whole fruit station at work. He took his grill out of his pocket, put it in his mouth, and licked his teeth while looking at me and says:
“Hey baby, I took aaalllll the apples (concludes with a wink)”
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Does this ever happen to you?
Seriously, they always seem to start with “Hey Baby” and always complete whatever they have to say with a wink.
Why? Trust me, I’m not interested in whether you have been eating your spinach or the fact that you really like apples, so you felt the need to take them all. Also, no, we do not have any nuts. Not for you.
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