Bucketlist #1

1. Visit a strip club: Since I will be 21 in just a few short months, I might as well do this in Vegas. Like, an all male strip club where gay men go to watch men...like Magic Mike. Also, a female one, so I can say I did it and then I can go home and take a shower and wash my eyes out with bleach....or an even better idea: I can go to the female strip club first, then to take the burn out of my eyes, I can go visit a Magic Mike club. Genius. Pure Genius.
2. Flash Mob: My moves like Jagger could pull all those flash mobs to shame, but instead of showing off, I would like to join in on a flash mob and get my groove on in public.
3. Dress up like a Potato: There is a backstory to this. It involves one of my favorite dumb blonde jokes. Here it goes: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank. As they are hightailing it out and attempting to escape the poepoe (police), they run inside a bar and hide in the back. The brunette sees 3 empty potato sacks and so each one hides inside a sack. The police come to find nothing except for 3 potato sacks. Out of frustration, an officer kicks the first potato sack where the brunette was hiding. She quickly replied by saying "meow meow..." And so the officer just says "Oh...it's just a cat." He kicks the second sack, where the redhead was hiding. She responds by barking like a dog "arf arf...arf arf." The officer says "Okay...it's just a dog." So he finally kicks the third sack where the blonde is hiding, and she goes....
   "POOOOO-TAAAAAAA-TOOOOOOOOOO"                                                              Long story short, I want to dress up as a potato and reenact this joke, but I want to be    a potato so the blonde isn't actually dumb. Then I can be all like "Joke is on you coppers (police)!"
4. Walk around school dressed in a super hero costume: I don't even care which super hero. I just want to do it. Like, one day on a cold winter day, I could show up to class in costume and when people question my style choice for the day, I can reply with a simple, "Whateva whateva I do what I want."
5. Be in a movie: I will settle for being in a commercial, but a movie would be even better. I could have a one-liner like PeeWee Herman did at the end of PeeWee's Big Adventure (click the link to watch the scene>>> Paging Mr. Herman).
6. Be on Family Feud: My family would CRUSH the competition!
7. See a Psychic: I want to walk in and pretend that everything they say is correct. I will go in with a fake name and identity and go crazy. I want the psychic to be all like, "Guuurrrl, I'm seeing into the future and yo man,  is kneelin' down on his knee." And I will be like, "Oh my gawd, I didn't even tell you I was seeing someone and you already knew. It's like you have ESPN or something." It's funny because I don't have a man.
8. Googly-eye stuff at Walmart: I want to be like Seth Green. He makes everything better. Watch the video and see what I mean (>>>Seth Green does Googly Eyes). 

 9. Hi-Five the tallest man alive: Sure, I may have to climb a tree to reach his hand, but it will be worth it.

10. Put a ring on it: I want to go out one night with a guy and wear an engagement ring to a bunch of bars and restaurants. We can fake get engaged everywhere we go and it will be amazing!