Halloween

Halloween was a success. My first time to a club, and I had a pretty great time. 

Here are a few things that happened to me that went slightly awry. Had these things not happened to me, it would have been a lot more fun, but hey, at least it was memorable!

1. Someone put their cigarette out on my arm. What the fuck. 

2. A man with a cape tried to wrap it around me and dance. Hell no! You better get that cape off me before you find yourself in the hospital because the devil beat your sorry ass!

3. A man dressed in all black (I have no idea what he was trying to be) asked me if I was thirsty.  I politely said, "No, I'm fine" to which he replied, "Are you sure honey, I'm really thirsty, so I'm sure you must be too." NO. Thank goodness for my homegirl best friend (in the photo below) was my lesbian lover for the night. What a life saver!

4. McDonalds was closed. All I wanted was a Diet Coke and some french fries. Is that too much to ask for? But no. McDonalds was closed. I had a mad craving, yet the three different locations I drove to seemed to not care about customers who just want a little grub at 3am. For heaven's sake, it was Halloween! They should know people will be wanting some greasy foods and refreshing drinks after a long night of clubbin'!

Some things that went fantastically well at Ruby Skye:

1. A rather large man dressed as the cookie monster busting some serious moves on the dance floor. I should have taken some video of that. It was meant to be shared with the world.

2. The men dressed as SWAT members. AMEN! I said, HALLELUJAH! PREACH!!!

3. The men dressed as cowboys. Talk about some sweet tea to look at!

Overall, I would say that Halloween was a success. Now that I have popped my clubbin' cherry, it's time to hit up all the others! Can I get a hell yeah!?