Let's Hear it for My Favorite Senior Citizen

Grandma Dororty aka GG aka Finnie aka The Best Grandma to Walk the Earth:

1. My grandma is hilarious. To prove my point, here are a few examples in which I almost peed my pants:

Grandma: They should invent strollers for old people.
Me: They do. They're called wheelchairs.
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Grandma (discussing a surgery with my aunt): Did you poop a lot of air?

Me: Do you mean fart?
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Listening to my grandparents talking to each other on Father's Day:
Grandma: the barbecue is out of gas!
Grandpa: when I checked it last it was in the green. Sorry honey. 
Grandma: plan B! Go get the Morgan Freeman!
Grandpa: he makes cooking utensils now too?...do you mean the George Foreman? 



2. She isn't afraid to get down with some fake mustaches:

3. It's been over ten years, and she still makes awesome faces like this one:

4. She isn't afraid to take a nap in public...and next to a stranger nonetheless:

5. She has her own garden that would put everyone else's garden to shame. Need fresh lettuce? No problem, just visit my grandma.

6. She did this:

7. She has a Facebook...and uses it regularly.

8. She still gets down with the get-down!

9. If she sees a tree with fruit, you better believe she will take it as her own.

10. Check out that smile! She is timeless!

My grandma is so badass. If those pictures didn't prove it, then I don't know what to tell you, other than you must be blind. That's the only acceptable explanation. Otherwise, it's ok if you want her to be your grandma too. I'm sure she would love to adopt you.