The other day I was watching The O.C. reruns after some morning yoga. I had french braided my hair during yoga time because it makes me feel more professional. It makes it easier to pretend that I know what I'm doing. Anyways, so I'm watching this show and Rachel Bilson's character, Summer, is all kickboxing and shit when some dude walks in and asks her if she's ok. She replies with, "I'm in gym clothes and my hair is in french braids, so I'm terrible."
Talk about offensive. Here I am, sipping my coffee and watching this show, when Summer pretty much tells me I am terrible. I proceeded to sigh, turn off the show, take out my braids, and change. What a bitch to ruin my morning.
Then there is Adam Brody's character, Seth Cohen, who has apparently never heard the words "shut up" before. I swear, he talks more than me, and that's saying something. I wouldn't be surprised if I talked in my sleep. He probably does too, because he is annoying as fuck. Like dude, grow a pair, stop hooking up with lesbians, and stop talking. Your mouth is the reason none of your relationships work out.
Finally we lay eyes on Mischa Barton's character Marissa. What a crackhead. She walks around like she owns the whole damn joint, when her sleazy mom couldn't even own half of it if she tried. I get headaches looking at her.
Keeping these three characters in mind, if you like watching this show, good for you. If you don't, join the club. Tomorrow, I think I will put on some workout clothes and french braid my hair. Take that Summer, you bitch.
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