Thursday, November 14, 2013

Country Music is my Jam

"That's my song, that's my song."
No but really, that's my song.
Yeehaw!!!

1. What other genres can successfully pull off singing about a Red Solo Cup? None, that's what. I'm pretty sure red solo cup sales dramatically increased after this song came up. I wouldn't be surprised if Toby Keith now gets a lifetime supply of those things.

2. Hot white men in cowboy boots and a hat, serenading you with that sweet and sexy, smooth, yet rugged, voice.



YUMMMMM.

3. Songs about alcohol and women aren't usually used in the context of "big booty hoes" and "shots till you drop." It's more about the good times (and the bad times) when drinking, and referring women in a more noble manner, using terms like beautiful or singing about love or the loss of it. 

4. If you want a good cry, turn on a country song, or watch one of their videos. Chances are, if it is a slow song, you will end the song sobbing and walking to the fridge for some rocky road ice cream.

5. Female empowerment! I'm not some crazy feminist. I like having the door held open for me. I love being given flowers and the man paying for the meal. Unfortunately, I still want to be treated with some form of equality, or at least know that I am badass enough to put fear into the men who break my heart. Singers like Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, and Sugarland's Jennifer Nettle have that girl power to show men what a real woman is made of. 

Country music is awesome. There is not really another way to put it. It has heart and soul and can offer so much happiness (or sorrow when you want that good cry). So sit back, turn on some country music, and take a backroad down that sweet harmonic lane. Grab a sweet iced tea, add some liquor if you are feeling particularly adventurous, and enjoy that country music! #countrymusicforlife

2 comments:

  1. No Gretchen Wilson under #5? C'mon, Mo....

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    1. True. She buys her lingerie at walmart because she is a redneck woman.

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