Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Things that go wrong in a woman's life

I decided to ask some of my lady friends about things that go wrong in a woman's life. Below are some of their responses, along with a few of my own.

1. No tampons at that time of the month.
2. No nail polish remover when it is time to change colors.
3. Walking past a hot guy and you are looking like a hot mess.
4. Looking like a hot mess when everyone and their mama decided to go out and see you. Im sorry, I didn't realize we were playing Where's Waldo and I have taken on the role of a man in a red and white striped shirt.
5. That awkward moment when you are on a first date and your man leans in for a kiss but you aren't so sure if it is open or closed mouth. You either get licked in the chin or you are the one doing the licking.
6. Getting a nastasass pimple before your first date. As if it weren't already a struggle deciding what to wear, you now have to find tattoo coverup.
7. Wearing a bikini with a tampon and that string hangs out. No mom, that isn't part of my bikini.
10. Falling off the treadmill at the gym. Trust me, there is a reason I don't use that machine anymore.

Sometimes, life really kicks you in the ass.  These ten examples are just the beginning to things that could go wrong in a woman's life. The struggle is real and all these responses have happened to either me or another woman! Damn, it's tough to be a woman.

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